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In Which I Make a Fool of Myself

Sister: What’s Hitler’s least favorite planet? Me: Jew-Uranus? Mom: Zach, think about it. [pause] Me: Oh. Advertisements

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I’ve tried stand-up comedy before, which ranks among my top-five most stressful experiences. It’s hard to stand in front of people, talk into a microphone, and not melt into a pile of stammering butter. And then you have to be … Continue reading

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Big Dummy’s Mongolian Barbecue

BD’s Mongolian Barbecue is kind of fascinating. It’s like a salad bar in that you get to choose a combination of ingredients, but there isn’t necessarily a theme; it’s meat, vegetables, and pseudo-Asian sauces that are then cooked on an … Continue reading

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MISSION STATEMENT

(Mission statements are dumb.) Basically, I need a place to extrovert my ideas about the world, post fascinating things I read, keep track of my adventures, soul search if I’m willing to be vulnerable, tell jokes, write scenes that dance … Continue reading

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